20 reasons why you should date a paintballer

1. We aren’t afraid to get down and dirty

2. We know how to listen to directions

3. We at least have a ten inch barrel

4. We can fire off hundreds of rounds without getting tired.

5. We always wear protection

6. We love to be aggressive, head first into anything

7. We like to push hard, but not TOO hard.

8. We never forget to lube.

9. We always have to have the best **** on the field.

10. If we run out of gas, it takes less than 5 seconds to get us going again!

11. We know how to work any position front, back, and all in between

12. We're good at moving our fingers extremely fast in small places

13. We can move & contort our bodies into weird positions

14. We know how to use a condom

15. We're used to 2 on 1 and 3 on 1 situations

16. Standing, kneeling, laying down... really it doesn’t matter

17. We have great aim

18. We dont mind a little pain

19. We will play any chance we get

20. When we play we look good doing it!'